peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via flipthemako)

pookie02:

Good news everyone: we’re gonna make it into the skeleton army early

pookie02:

Good news everyone: we’re gonna make it into the skeleton army early

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metal-socks:

cynnchestra:

hotelmario:

Twitch delivers a baby

memelord39: PUSH
gaysexwithhatsoff: PUSH
gamevideowatcherman: CONTRACT

DogeKing420: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Robot32: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
gamergurl: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
CrackSmokingWarlock: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

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congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

(via swedishjazz)

phantom-stalker:

I made this after visiting a forum the other day 

I dedicate this video to all straight males 

inigoh:

when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon

image

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glasscatfigurine:

my life is in desperate need of an 80s training montage

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